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*Empezar la mañana tratando de usar un jogging que hasta hace dos semanas era semi flojo y ahora ajusta formando esos pliegues nefastos debajo de la línea del cachete. Esos *rollitos* son el inicio del fin.
** Notar durante la tarde, que mientras nos clavamos dulce de leche a cucharadas live from the pote de 1kg, Alejandra Pradón está más flaca y tonificada que nosotras.
***Que durante la noche, mientras estás por la mitad de una grande provolone, salga Liz Solari de tigreza a hacer el baile del caño, y tu marido ya ni te responda si quiere la porción con o sin aceitunas.
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Que horror.
Esto significa que arranca una carrera ascendente hacia los kilos, de modo tal que tu marido terminará abandonándote por una rubia flaca y morirás depresiva y atiborrada de comida?
NO POR DIOS! No puede ser cierto!!!
un avez llamo por telefono a mi mama me atiendo mi hermano, si pará que ya te paso:
"mami, el tapirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!"
tapir: léase el animal mas pesado del planeta.
y liz solari se va a la recontra mil puta que los pario no puede ser esa mina, me haria gay ya mismo.
Es verdad que "esos" rollitos son el inicio del fin. Una vez que aparecen dos no te los sacás más! Podés llegar, con suerte, a sacarte uno, pero siempre, siempre queda algo...
Y una verdad: podés pesar toda tu vida lo mismo pero el cuerpo cambia y te aparecen cosas que antes no tenías!
Es así!
Démosle al dulce de leche, démosle!
verte,
naaaaaaa por favorr!! creo que acaba de poner en palabras la profecía. voy a largar la invocación a todos los santos para que me manden "un aura". Para que nos proteja aunque sea del atracón de tortas fritas que tenemos pendiente.
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aaaaaaaaaaahhh nooooooo, su hno florrrrr de turro!!!
hubo una época en que con mi hna, nos deprimimos del aumento del peso, y ella nos decía "nada de eso, gorditas pero simpáticas", con lo cual por un tiempos nos llamábamos "las hermanas vaqui y llona"
ariana aaron,
toda la razón, el cuerpo va agregando cosas con el tiempo, nada de sacarte nada.
los flotadoresss por dioss!
estoy pensando seriamente en usar las cirugías anuales que me cubre el 410.
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nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu . . todo mallllllllllll, la verdad que es uno de esos dias para borrarlos del almanaque . . . .
p.d.: pruebe el relleno de '' bon o bon ''
esa liz solari se merece la muerte. La vieron anoche? pantalon recontra ajustado BLANCO, si BLANCO sin una marca de nada de NADA, mi dios, y encima se mueve que da miedo como baila de bien!
mis puntos más álgidos fueron cuando me senté y un rollito asomó debajo de mis incipientes conitos, y cuando acostado en la cama boca abajo mi cadera jamás tocó el colchón.
gracia´ a dió ya todo volvió a su turgente normalidad.
besos
Dicen que Dios obra de maneras misteriosas.... No habrá sido exceso de azúcar???
Algo patético. Más patético que esos rollitos es descubrirte celulitis en la pierna pero de coté y no esa que se nota cuando las cruzás y apretás, esa hija de re mil puta que está sin que apretes, cruces o hagas la fucking vertical. Y me calenté. Por qué no tengo esa "genética" eh? Que se vana todas las Lizes y Dolores a la mierrrda. He dicho.
ufffffff, me siento mejor. Gracias
es el invierno. en serio.
creo que es una estación nefasta para el cuerpo y el ánimo de cualquiera.
La celulitis no tiene vuelta atrás y las estrías menos. No sé cómo corno hacen esas para NO TENER, es que se pasan el día sesionando, o qué? Liz todavía porque no tiene hijos, pero las otras??
Una se deprime y le hinca el diente a lo que venga, no mide las consecuencias.
Para consuelo de muchas: un amigo que es modelo me dijo que cuando se cambian juntos están todos medio en bolainas, y que TODAS tienen estrías y celulitis.
Por mi parte, el otro día había seleccionado dos riquísimos chocolatitos suizos de una caja que me trajeron. Pero antes me probé un jean que adoro y que en enero me quedaba bien. En conclusión: volví a guardar los chocolatitos y dejé el jean arriba de la cama. Cada vez que esté por comer alguna porquería me lo voy a probar, es infalible!
Agua bendita, ruda macho y una ristra de ajo... por las dudas.
Bueno, pasa en las mejores familias.No te preocupes, conozco un montonn de MUJERES SOLAS que hablan de lo mismo, la mayoria separadas o divorciadas, parecen felices, muejejeje
Falta que te regalen una LV y estás lista.
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Hola !
pues estaba tratando de comentar en tu otro blog pero no están habilitados los comentarios ....
Me gustaron ambos blogs !!!
Estaré visitándote constantemente
Hasta pronto ..
Nef, esas señales son justamente NEFASTASSS. Cuando empiezan a quedar giustos los joggings o los jeans es realmente deprimente. Encarar una dieta??? Terrible. Te compadezco, espero se solucione. Exitos!!
De la celulitis y las estrías no se escapa nadie. Yo peso menos de 50 kilos e igual tengo. Opté por el chupahuevismo total y acsoluto.
A morfar con felicidad!
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Cuando el jean aprieta es el apocalipsis, estoy igual y encima se viene la pu... primavera. Scheiße!
Maldito Tinelli, su programa atenta contra el engorde típico de la convivencia, por lo tanto contra las costumbres establecidas y el statu quo. Lo odio. Por su culpa vivo a dieta.
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Señales...
Si pasas por la llanura, te invitamos a bailar tango.
_zero_:ok, pero si siguen dando los Patinando, Bailando y demás en la hora de mi dessert....tengo que desaparecer un semestre del calendario!. Groso el bon o bon, lo probamos!!
*cyn*: es INIMPUTABLE!, el ritmo que tiene en el cuerpo no se condice con sus 47kilos..el pantalón no le tironeaba de ningún lado, no se le bajaba..una guachada!
Chame: pero vos corriste detrás de la ovalada años y sabemos que esos cuerpitos tienen memoria, dos vueltas a la plaza y vuelve la turrrrgencia...ese no es nuestro caso, cuando empezamos a endurecer “algo” se abandona la actividad de inmediato con cualquier excusa.
Dear tongue: ja!, si..azucar, hidratos de carbono y toda esa publicidad maliciosa que nos obliga a probar cuanta novedad dulce aparece en el mercado.
Pintina: tengo una amiga, ja!... bueno, yo...cuando era una teen no tenia nada de celu, nada eh, pero con el tiempo me descubrí un algo de coté también...automáticamente me convencí que eso no era un aviso de celu, sino el resultado de un buen golpe en la pierna...años mirándolo y asegurando que era una abolladura (y lo recomiendo).
Magic (in spain): mmm..no se si sólo es un tema de estación, porque en el verano mientras me pido variedad de licuados ullltra calóricos, refunfuneo de lo lindo al ver desfilar culos Reef y demas...
Nosotras deberíamos seguir con este tipo de detalles???, temo que nuestros lectores se imaginen a DOS BALLENATOS!!
|Perla| vamos a creer en Lariten, todas deberían tener algo pero: o tengo que andar con una buena cámara pegada al culo (que me tome desde abajo) mientas me paseo por la playa o me voy a embadurnar con mucha crema y mucho brillo..así, al natural, siento que estoy restando algunos puntos...
Lariten: bien por su amigo, desmitificando a estas bestias y muy bien diez por usted y su fuerza de voluntad!! Admirable lo suyo!
Bueno, jajaja, tal vez haya que abandonar un poco los hidratos, las grasas y los dulces. En unos meses ya volverá todo a la normalidaT!
A todo esto, habría que ver cómo está el marido eh!
Si tiene una zapan prominente, no puede decir nada eh.
Un beso!
LUcy.-
Apoyo a Lucy! Si el se babea con las chicas del canio, usté babeese con Brad Pitt (lo digo porque es genérico, nada mas).
Y ojo que el problema opuesto tambien se sufre!! Yo lastro como un vikingo en un tenedor libre, y el médico me dijo que mi metabolismo es acelerado y NUNCA voy a poder hacerle honor a mi latinor(nunca voy a levantar de los 52 kg). Que se le va a hacer! Asi estamos(?)
Lo que importa es lo de adentro (panza llena corazón contento).
por Liz Solari en mi caño largo todo...
Alfon: si, vamos a empezar por ahí, nada de dieta, lo primero será armarnos el equipete contra este tipo de mensajes y veremos si así filtramos algo.
Analista: naaaaa, no pasa por el estado civil, es una cuestión de genero...TODAS odiamos ver a estas minas impecables que dicen que comen de tooooodo y no engordan...que su metabolismo es super generoso...que odian la gimnasia y no saben cómo es que llegaron a portar semejante lomo!
Dolores: claro!!! Me llega con la LV y lo eyecto por la ventana
Kari: Jaaaaaaaa, no podes ¡!!!!! me matas!!!!, creo que el proximo post va con los laburos mas insólitos e insufribles de esta tierra.
Ruco: si, solo permitiría las llamadas entrantes en los calls. Que la gente se caliente por buscarlos a ellos, pero nada de contarme las distintas formas que tengo de morir a las 10 am,
Wallyzzz, lo son!!! No tengo de PP, pero si reemplazan a la dieta salgo a agotar santerias mañana mismo!
Marco d: los habilitamos en ladinas recién, pasate !
Harry sos vosssss?¡!!! tenes mas fotossss de Equus????
Todotermina: jaaa! Es un horror pensarlo...pero bueno, por lo menos el mensaje nos llegó no?...veremos cuanto nos dura.
Araña: muy ciertooo, lo importante siempre es la actitud 100% chupahuevista !!
Thiago; putisima primavera!... el calorcito de septiembre siempre te agarra Verde Invierno, una patada a la autoestima.
Pumplafiz!: la convivencia..no es joda .. ESE es el mometo del desborde totalllll, nunca engorde tanto (o baje tan poco) como ahora...
Natalia, gracias!!!
:::m a i a::: naaaa, tampoco pasarse eh... me puedo criticar y hasta puedo pedirle opinión alguna vez, pero sabe que su respuesta la tiene que pensar 3 veces porque escucho dos “gordita” de mas y se pudre.
Llanura, lo son!, ahora me paso :)
Lucy: una cagada porque el mío empezó a bajar sus 5 kilitos de mas en el mismo momento en el que yo empezaba a archivar mis jeans deveeeenos..
Ardillorrrrr: naaa, no se puede así..pienso en los 52k y se me cae una lagrima! Voy a suponer que tenes menos de 26 años o que estas por ahí pero vivis a pleno tu soltería...
Roy: jaaaaaaa, un dulce ud. como siempre!!! El hijo de teresa c. debe agradecer a diario semejante regalito.
besotesssss amores,
Me voy a cenar bien lejos de la compu porque segun Clarin, ésta y otras malas costumbres como cenar en la cama - lo mejorrrrr para mi - contribuyen a la obesidatttt,
Creo que pasa por la rutina.....
Por mas que ella y el marido esten 10 puntos en lo fisico, igualmente él va a babearse con Liz...y ella disconforme con si la tinta para el marote 5.5 le queda mejor que el 5.7.
Va con onda pero la celulitis, (y la zapan juntapelusas del hombre) sólo hace que la maldita rutina se acelere...
Creo que el mensaje es más que claro chicas. Hay que enfrentarse a la balanza y correr a abastecerse de yogur para el resto del día. Afortunadas aquellas a quienes ni siquiera el yogur les altera el metabolismo.
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